Who said science students can’t be smooth? Whether you’re in the middle of a lab experiment or hanging out during CAS hours, throwing in a witty pick-up line can add some much-needed levity to your IB grind. From chemistry charm to bio-based banter, these clever quips blend humor with science in true IB style.
Here are over 25 of the best IB Science-themed pick-up lines—and how to keep your grades and game sharp with RevisionDojo.
Biology Pick-Up Lines
1. “Are you a cell? Because you're making my heart divide uncontrollably.”
2. “Are you DNA helicase? Because you just unzipped my genes.”
3. “Do you have ligase? Because I feel like we’re bonded for life.”
4. “You must be a dominant allele because you always stand out in a crowd.”
5. “Are we in the same genus? Because I feel a strong evolutionary link.”
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Chemistry Pick-Up Lines
6. “Are you made of fluorine, iodine, and neon? Because you're F-I-Ne.”
7. “Are you a redox reaction? Because you make my energy levels change.”
8. “Are you an acid? Because you’ve got me completely neutralized.”
9. “Are you Avogadro’s number? Because you make me feel like I’ve got a mole in my heart.”
10. “Are you a Lewis acid? Because I feel like donating my electrons to you.”
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Physics Pick-Up Lines
11. “Are you a wave function? Because I’m uncertain without you.”
12. “Are you massless? Because you’ve got me moving at light speed.”
13. “Are you frictionless? Because I’m sliding right into your heart.”
14. “Are you a string in string theory? Because you resonate with me.”
15. “You must be time dilation—because one minute with you feels like a second.”
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Environmental Systems and Societies (ESS) Pick-Up Lines
16. “Are you an ecosystem? Because I feel completely balanced with you.”
17. “Are you biodiversity? Because you make life more vibrant.”
18. “Are you a carbon sink? Because you take my breath away.”
19. “Are you renewable energy? Because I never get tired of you.”
20. “Are you part of the hydrological cycle? Because you’ve got me in flow.”
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Computer Science Pick-Up Lines
21. “Are you Java? Because you keep me running.”
22. “Are you a compiler? Because you make sense of my messy code.”
23. “Is your name Google? Because you’ve got everything I’ve been searching for.”
24. “Are you a Boolean? Because you complete my logic.”
25. “Are you a firewall? Because I feel secure around you.”
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Bonus: TOK & General Science Pick-Up Lines
26. “Are you a knowledge claim? Because I’m ready to justify your existence.”
27. “Are you empirical data? Because I can’t argue with how you make me feel.”
28. “Are you a theory? Because I can’t stop testing you out.”
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Final Thoughts: Rizz + Reasoning = IB Success
These science-themed pick-up lines won’t just make your classmates laugh—they show your creative side, sense of humor, and your love for learning. Just remember to pair your charm with solid study habits.
With RevisionDojo as your study partner and these lines in your back pocket, you're ready to conquer both exams and interactions—one clever pun at a time.
